Polls Are Not For Strippers

Movember is coasting along nicely as we approach the half way mark. Wait, what? November is almost half way over already? I suppose time flies when you’re saving balls. Everyone needs to go read the latest Movember update by Madame Weebles. If you have registered for the US Bloggers for Movember team and haven’t made your donation yet to try your luck at winning a spot on my banner, you only have a few weeks left to do so. Do I need to light a fire under your ass? You know that’s how Le Clown got his blog name, right?

I’d also like to suggest that y’all read Jason’s Movember post. Although he may end up with a serious case of blue balls by the end of the month, at least he will have healthy blue balls. Now that’s sacrifice.

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Poor Jason

On a third note, I am starting to get jealous of all the budding mustaches the guys are showing off. I am ready to get my fake mustache on. My sophisticated drumstache was featured in Open Concept’s music video inspired by Movember, but now it is time for the official 25tofly Movember ‘stache. But of what shall my mouth wreath be constructed?  I want you to decide.

Please vote in the poll below to seal my mustache fate. You can vote up until this Saturday, November 17th at midnight. Come Sunday, I will prepare the winning mustache and commence the camera phone action. Then on Monday, I will post the photo of my sexiest mustache face on the Bloggers for Movember Facebook page. Choose wisely, or tell me your own idea.

Also, please stay tuned Friday for my own version of “Faddah Friday” inspired by none other than Brother Jon.

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I am a twenty-something year old southern ballerina turned business student. While I graduated college with a degree in Marketing, I currently work in Safety for an oil field company. Sadly, I do not even own a hard hat. Up until this point, I have followed the path set out for me that was promised to lead me to success. What I did not do, was take the time to figure out what my definition of success is. Having lived in Louisiana my entire life, I am utterly fixated on my goal of eventually moving somewhere new (preferably far) while pursuing a career in writing and/or social media marketing. I believe one of my callings is making people laugh. Although I think I can play the drums, I cannot and will not sing in front of humans. Don’t ask.

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  5. Becca, I don’t know if you are aware that I found someone to match the donation I get through the comments on my blog, so instead of diving the initial donation I’ll give to the Canada team and one to the US team, cuz I need to try to win a spot on that banner.

    • You are the first one to vote for the baby fingers (she is probably being born as I type this too). This actually surprised me. I thought you’d be all for the Sketcher’s shoelace option. Wait, that wasn’t on there was it? Oh yea, that’s just what I think you should use for your mustache.

      I wish I were an otter. They are so fucking cute.

      • Oh otters. Yes. And I like to mix it up a bit. Nobody going to vote baby fingers? Bam, I vote baby fingers. Nobody wearing fanny packs anymore? Bam, I wear fanny packs. Nobody going to spray paint their first and last names on the front of my office building? Bam, here I am waiting to get bailed out of jail. I’m a trendsetter Becca. That’s what I do.

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