There is a blogger I have recently been enjoying getting to know, even if she did read 50 Shades of Grey and is known for advocating team vagina. Storkhunting just received one of those blog awards. You know, the ones that many bloggers are on the fence about accepting or entertaining. I personally think they are wonderful encouragement. I received the Liebster award from a fellow blogger back in the infant days of 25tofly, and I remember how much it influenced me to keep at it.
Since rules are for people who didn’t work at Outback Steakhouse, I don’t have to follow them. I am not passing on the award, but I did want to thank Storkhunting for reminding me of how thoughtful you all really are. And, she had a few questions. I couldn’t leave her hanging. She asks:
1. What is the square root of 473?
I don’t do math. Last time I tried to square root something I ended up in a coma. I did, however, score a 31 on my ACTs in English. BAM.
2. Do you make sure that you wear correct day of the week underwear?
Is this a serious question? I’ll wear “Saturday” on a Monday as long as they are long johns. That’s all that matters. IN LIFE.
3. If today will be tomorrow’s yesterday and today’s tomorrow, when’s tomorrow?
Sixty-three. I told you I don’t do math.
4. What’s in your fridge right now?
Left over fried chicken, one diet coke, Zing Zang bloody mary mix, five half empty bottles of ranch dressing, and expired eggnog. Don’t worry about the eggnog, I don’t follow in my dad’s footsteps.
5. Shirts – hang up or fold?
How about no shirts at all? Hooray nudity! Just kidding. T-shirts, fold. All other shirts, hang. Unless it is a sports team t-shirt.
6. Does it piss you off when people spell your name wrong?
I would think it would be kind of hard to misspell Becca, but I dislike when people spell Rebecca like Rebekah. I dislike it even more when people call me certain nicknames without asking.
7. What music are you listening to right now? I’m asking this because I’m fed up of the tunes on my ipod. Need some good recommendations.
Honestly? Alanis Morissette Pandora Radio. The Dirty Dancing sound track is a good investment too. Did I say that out loud?
8. Pet names – love ‘em or hate ‘em? (I mean baby, sweetie, honey not Buster, Rover, Fluffles).
I’ve been called baby. bunny, boo, boobaloo, sweetheart, honey, hun, and babe, but don’t you ever call me sugar tits.
9. Blogging in bed. Do you?
Of course, but for some reason the guy always gets all whiny and says things like, “Is this not doing it for you? You seem distracted“.
10. Planes, trains or automobiles?
Rip Sticks. Not.
11. How much do you hate me right now?
Not as much as I hate myself for just inhaling four large pieces of pizza in under five minutes and realizing that everything in my fridge will be to blame for my massive heart attack in ten years.
Thanks again for everything Storkhunting.
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Not gonna lie, I love the both of you. I actually had someone call me sugar tits once. He was about 150, and I was so stunned that he just smiled and walked away before I got a chance to say anything.
How about Splenda Mammalian Protuberances?
Whoaaaaa.
I had a little Zappa inspiration….
#5 – Roll up – place in bookshelves
I have always seen the roll up method and wanted to do it that way. Teach me your ways!
I think my mom would tell you otherwise – I don’t even own an unwrinkler….I think they call them ‘irons’…but I am a roller – things fit so nicely when they are sitting on each other like little logs o’tee shirts.
Becca,
Congrats to all the vaginae of the world who were bestowed with this honoUr, but mostly to you, because I say so.
Le Clown
My vagina is preparing its acceptance speech as we type.
Becca,
Men of this world are preparing their “thank you” speech in light of your vagina’s acceptance speech.
Le Clown
I think this requires a banquet of sorts. I’ll bring the dinner rolls.
Becca,
Meat pies for all!
Le Clown
Annnnnd there’s the zinger.
You could’ve left some pizza for us you know.
Ok so not sugar tits, what about Bex? I always wondered if it annoyed the Rebecca’s of the world.
I like Bex. I actually had never seen it spelled that way (only Becs) until my post about nicknames last week.
Crikey, I’m still trying to work out why a square root has anything to do with maths…I’ll work my way through the rest eventually…
Love your work
Thank you so much. I am so bad with numbers that I probably don’t even deserve to have one in my blog title.
I don’t think you can square root 473. That’s got to be a prime number or something.
Sure does look like it to me. That number is too sexy not to be in its prime.
I am missing something here, aren’t I
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You should definitely come out with a line of ladies day-of-the-week long johns. Ok, maybe men, too. I loved my dotw underwear when I was a little girl.
I’m so brewing on that suggestion! You will be the first to get a free pair lady.
Nice post, Rebekah. ;D
You better not! Haha
I liked where you linked back to the blog post about your bed and you apologized for being a bad cameraman AND having an iphone 4. Also I loved these questions. I too am Albeegra (spelling?) delinquent.
I also seem to remember a blog post I did about the different names for boobs. but I’m not going to post it. THATS SPAMMY.
I just realized I let everyone into my bedroom. I am such an blog hoe.
It’s not spammy if I demand you post the link.
FINE! here you go. http://maximumwage.wordpress.com/2012/01/17/boobs-and-the-names-for-them/
I will not call you sugar tits, well unless you’re lactating and you are producing chocolate milk…. FYI. Then I will.
I will NEVER lactate. You can bet your milk duds on that.
Thanks for the shout out Becca. I was gonna say sugar tits, but how could I after that accolade? Love Boobaloo – if someone called me boobaloo I would laugh and laugh until they realised the ridiculousness.
I hate Alanis Morissette, her voice makes me want to strangle something, which makes it uncomfortable for hubby when I’m listening to music in bed. But, I forgive you your music choices because you gave me “What is Love? Baby Don’t Hurt Me?” via A Spoonful of Suga.
Whew, that was a close one. I would have had to unfollow Alanis on Twitter or something equally as devastating to her if I had lost your respect.
It was fun answering your questions!
Hey, I’m not judging. You should hear the drek that I listen to. Cringeworthy. My biggest worry about my ipod getting lost is that someone random person will find it and then post my music choices on YouTube or something.
Haha! I definitely have some BAD songs on mine. I’m talking BAD.
I thought “Since rules are for people who didn’t work at Outback Steakhouse, I don’t have to follow them.” was hilarious, but then you wrote “Of course, but for some reason the guy always gets all whiny and says things like, “Is this not doing it for you? You seem distracted“.
I hope you find a guy who loves your long johns, your one point twenty-one gigawatts smile, and your blog. Of course, any guy worth his salt would be able to provide a sufficient distraction from blogging while you were in bed with him…
Thanks for another winning post, Becca!
Thanks Doc
. I would sure hope so too! You never deliver a less than winning comment.
You never deliver a less than winning post!
Yeah – that guy would bring a sammich to bed! That’s quite the distraction!
I got a 31 in English ACT too! Twinsies!
Hip thrust dance party!
The best kind.
Une questionez, madame: If you don’t like sugar tits, how are you on “slutty nurse” or “skanky hoe”?
I ask you this question for research on an article I’m writing for this awesome blog: I Fkkn Rokk. Have you heard of it?
Doesn’t ring a bell.
PLUG ALERT.
What’s a plug alert?
You linked back to your blog.
Yeah, and I didn’t do a very good job, forgot to put in the http://
Why, you no likey? People do that all the time.
Some people do that without even reading your post, and it looks spammy, but I know you aren’t in that category. I was really just joking. You obviously need practice “plugging” since you can’t even get your own link right
. Plug away!
IT’s that stupid google chrome, automatically removing the http:// when you copy it from the address-bar.
I would never do that without reading the post, it was actually a link to some relevant content on my blog regarding the “slutty nurse”-theorum.
Gave it another shot, check it out
After hearing about the team vagina and 50 Shades thing, I really wanted to hate her but her vagina sounds like Blanche from Golden Girls How am I supposed to hate that?? And mix the eggnog with Zing Zang. I dare you.
I’ll drink fucking antifreeze if I can put whiskey in it.
Yeah Straight up Vagina Monologues. That would be a good monologue. My vagina is like a TV SHOW called “Golden Girls”
Well, I just got to know you on a whole different level! Who knew you didn’t square root, duck hunt or fold some of your shirts.
Seriously, I’m so thankful for this post. It has made my day.
Thank you for sharing and a good night to you! Seriously, you guys, seriously…
I’m opening up more and more these days. It’s all the love. I’m turning into a softy.
Totally, silly goose.
[What's wrong with me today, every comment I leave has a gay ring to it]
I can hear your lisp from here too.
Instead of sugar tits (which, I agree, is awful), what about pizza boobs or egg nog knockers? That’s still classy, right?
I don’t see anything wrong with sugar tits. I mean: tits made out of sugar, right? Any guy with a sweet tooth would be crazy to deny those!
To call a woman sugar tits on the other hand, yeah, perhaps it’s kind of disrespectful… Kind of…
ಠ_ಠ
How about I call you pancake nuts?
Girls can’t objectify men, only the other way around. What is wrong with you?
Fuck.
You need to watch Mad Men more, I think.
By the way, did anyone actually ever call you sugar tits? If so, I hope you punched him.
The only reason to watch man men is for Jon Hamm. Hows that for objectifying men?
Yes, someone did actually call me sugar tits. He didn’t mean it in a derogatory sense, more of his way of being silly, but I still never actually liked it.
Jon Hamm’s one of the reasons I watch it, too. He’s a good-looking man (jerk).
I imagine if a girl ever referred to me as cookie penis or something, I might be offended a bit.
Don’t lie Mike.
Okay, I’d high-five her.
I am forever going to call a man pancake nuts. Now I just have to decide which one.
Pizza boobs gets my vote.
Pepperoni nipples. Literally.
Thank you, La La.
8 and 9 Made me chuckle
Chuckling is good. Very good. Means I am doing my job. Thanks Leo.
boobaloo?
Was this your gay best friend? Actually, I think a gay guy would call another gay guy a fag for using that. *shudder*
I never cared for it personally, but it’s better than sugar tits.