Kill You With A Smile
To everyone else, please accept my new look and bulging crotch as an apology. Sorry Rich. Am I ruining your session?
None of this matters of course, because I am still basking in the glow of my own little session. The past two nights have been an ongoing threesome between me, my TV, and my PS3. All of my buttons were pushed (literally) and all parties reached their checkpoints, if you know what I mean. All I know is that I am glad it is finally the weekend, because these late nights aren’t doing anything for my complexion (as you can see above).
On another less weird note, Jillian Levi is at it again. She won a bunch of those awards and mentioned me as a nominee for this thing:
Like with the last award someone tossed down to me, I won’t participate in paying this forward, because… it takes too much time. I am just being honest here. Plus, I wouldn’t want people thinking I am actually a decent blogger who helps encourage others. I am a hitman now god dammit.
I will, however, thank Jillian from the bottom of my LJs. You are one of the very few who has been here reading from the beginning. Back when I didn’t use tags. Back when my domain name didn’t even match my blog name. Back before clowns were photoshopping my head onto things. Forget the blog of the year award, I am giving you the follower of the year award. Thanks for always making me smile Jillian.
Five things about me:
1. I like to sit on my coffee table as opposed to on the couch.
2. I never sleep under sheets.
3. When I walk up stairs I count each step in eights.
4. I like to wear rings on my thumbs because it makes me feel famous.
5. I buy flowers for myself every time I go to the grocery store. I’m my own best boyfriend.
That’s all until Monday. I have to stop avoiding the inevitable and finish making that vlog I have kept you all on your toes about. If all goes well, the Movember winners will be revealed on Monday! I’m amped up. Are you amped up? You better be amped up.
- Unconventional Love Affair # 47 (25tofly.com)
- Blog of the year award 2012 (knockedoverbyafeather.wordpress.com)
- What Do You Like Most About Your Smile? (bellasugar.com)
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