Geez, I take a couple days off and people start sending me emails asking if I'm dead or something. Relax, I'm alive, and I also have good news!
Despite the hiatus, there's been no loafin' around during the past week. I've been busy making plans for the biggest, baddest, hottest, virtual Valentine's date of my life with the very lovely, and soon to be famous, …
I find this Adam guy quite charming. I like him. You will like him too. We will all like him. Tomorrow is the big day. All of your blogger match-making dreams are coming true. Adam and I are going on a virtual date for Valentine's Day and things are going to get intense. It will be the best vlog collaboration you've seen. And if it isn't, at least I can tell you that it is better than that show "Next" on MTV. So tomorrow, get ready to sit back, relax, give yourself a rose, and fire up the YouTube machine. It's on!

The future is yours, guys!
Will you be dropping some mad rhymes in this vlog?
Close to it. You will have to wait and see tomorrow muhahaha!
Are you dead now?
Never. Red heads don’t die.
Like.
Then I expect you to post every 2.5 hours at least! Get with the program! Crank it, baby, crank it!
I will need some crack please.
Crank the crack. Then shower beer methinks.
It’s the only way!
should i be ready with lotion and tissues? or a towel?
maybe a mop?
Probably all of the above.
shop vac. can’t be too careful.