It’s payday, so I got to go drop off my check at the bank: WIN
So did everyone else in the entire city, at the very same bank: FAIL
Someone tell that kid to stop staring at my soul please.
I got a really rare flavored Dum Dum sucker from the teller: WIN
I left it in the tube: FAIL
I don’t know why this excites me. I don’t even like suckers.
I ignored my better judgement and decided to eat McDonalds: WIN
I realized I have a problem with french fries when the lady in the car next to me sheilded her children’s eyes from the sight of me smashing them into my face: FAIL
The first step is acknowledgment…
I checked my WordPress app to see I have exceeded 19, 000,000 views: EPIC WIN
I am utterly dilusional: EPIC FAIL
Stupid App.
Nothing fell out of my Big Mac when I removed it from the box: WIN
I Immediately bit into a pickle: FAIL
I found honey to dip my obesity sticks in: WIN
My fingers now stick to the keyboard: FAIL
I can’t play on the internet with sticky fingers. It’s so unfair.
Remember kids, french fries should never be eaten individually, but always in groups.
It feels good to be back to silly.
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